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My final list of New Year’s Goals!!

December 31, 2007

# Dress like a mime for visits to my girlfriend’s parents’ house. Answer every question with “I’m trapped in an invisible box.” gestures. # # Finally finish my excrement sculpture. # # Wear a helmet while driving and get a bumper sticker that says, “Airbags are for cheaters.” # # Start wearing a cape. (But [...]

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100 facts about Halcyon Pink

December 29, 2007

# 22 Halcyon Pink doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # 23 Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. get the whole list… (and switch out my name for your’s)

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more New Year’s goals

December 29, 2007

# Learn to determine remaining battery life with my tongue. # Master the Lundy Hop. # Floss. # Force those punks to let me play their reindeer games # Protest non-primary colors. # Impregnate a reptile. # Up my brie intake to 2 wheels/day. # Read the fine print. # Pick which side is my [...]

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New Year’s Goals (a look back)

December 28, 2007

Goals for the New Year I made a few years ago: Stop using the phrase, “stinky finger.” Wean myself off Phonics (I’m hooked) Convince my Dad that he’s gay. Avoid Subway Sandwiches (Life is too short to eat a sub where the Mayo is applied with a squeeze-bottle) Rip out Puff Daddy’s vocal cords and [...]

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‘The Snuggler’ – youtube vid

December 27, 2007

wellllll, it may not be as effective as hugging. But Zach G. has certainly taken “snuggling” to new heights:

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Happy Thanksgiving! (silly pic)

November 22, 2007
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Ocean Vagina Music Video

November 12, 2007

I may have written the catchiest (and most morally questionable) song EVER. I don’t want to jump the gun, but this may be my crowning achievement. Parents watch first before showing to children. Your morality may vary. EDIT: the creature in question is a nudibranch! Thanks, Josh! Hi Res version:

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Shoes, Shonda, and Shamalama Ding Dong

August 4, 2007

I am in Florida for work. (Luckily, its pretty fun!) So sorry for not being able to respond to all comments. I’ll have Hugnation posted when I get home. Or you can see them archived at http://www.hugnation.com For those of you that enjoyed my recent shoe and Shonda adventures. Here is an older video of [...]

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Happy Bday, Brother (part 2)

May 22, 2007

In addition to being honorable, my brother is also hilarious. To celebrate his bday, here is a HILARIOUS old (5 years?) video of the two of us improvising with our Star Wars toys: Online Videos by Veoh.com

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“Behind The Website”

May 4, 2007

Hilarious ‘Behind The Music’ parody they made for the Webby Awards in 2001. (The year after I won for CockyBastard.com.) Pre pink hair with “Trippy Longstocking” braids. They had me come back and present the award to the next winner. Online Videos by Veoh.com

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