From the category archives:

funny

Cannon Fire

February 1, 2012

Doop made this INSPIRED animation of me with the Anybeat logo.

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A Not-So-Well-Balanced Breakfast

February 8, 2009

Seth Meyer’s SNL take on the Phelms/Bong-gate scandal is genius. And it reminded me of one of the first things I ever put online: “Smack, Crackhead, Pot” But wait, there’s more! “Snap, Crackle, Pope” “Snap Krackle, King of Pop” – The Breakfast of Pedophiles “Snoop, Krackle Pop”

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Angry Hal is back to face, “The Horror”

June 20, 2008

Tags: angryhalhorror

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90 secs – “Feeding a 2 Year Old” (feat. my brother)

June 19, 2008

My brother dropped by and ending up making me and my roomie LAUGH with tales of raising my 2 year old nephew.

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Happy Spring!

March 25, 2008

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!! And from everything I’ve every been told about birds & bees, this is SEXY TIME! But let me just clarify that the birds and the bees story is not to be taken literally. I’ll never forget the first time I poured honey down my pants and tried to have sex with an [...]

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Watch LOST?

February 20, 2008

Over the weekend, Andicat and I made discovered this Little known Dharma Initiative training video that explains the Pornographic intentions of the Hanso Foundation. (Includes sample clip from LOST Porn movie, “Arctic Heart, Tropic Loins”) PLEASE SHARE WITH LOST FANS!

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Twisted Vday Humor

February 14, 2008

I write a humorous (NSFW) newsletter for a client. This is from the Vday edition: Is there anything worse than Valentine’s Day?

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ohmygod, I love this commercial SO MUCH.

February 13, 2008

old spice hair and body wash:

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My life is now complete.

February 8, 2008

I’m the #1 Google result for “ping pong balls shoot out of vagina”

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HugNation – Pancake Diversion

February 7, 2008

It is hard to argue with pancakes.

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