Dedicated to Andicat on our anniversary

Andicat and I were “today” for a very cool “365 Days of Burning Man” project:

Andicat got me tix to see Bass Nectar on dec 26th. We had a BLAST!

as seen on www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Took the fur bikes out with Andicat for a glorious ride on a very low tide. Saw Octopi and beauty galore.

Amma, the hugging saint (and the only other person in the world doing hug tours that I know of), will be in LA tomorrow at the airport Hilton!

Andicat and I are driving up early to get there by 9. Unfortunately, they do not have parking for Huggy, so the Hugmobile has to stay home.

If anyone is going, look for the pink hair and say hello!

My baby left for some relaxation in Hawaii yesterday. Who knew Maui could get even MORE beautiful!? (pic taken in Solana on my bday) Have fun, Andicat!

Just got back from the trade show in Tempe, Arizona.
It started with some challenges (UPS sent the CD’s I made to the wrong city), but everything ended up going awesome.

The models I hired were great and i had many many wonderful conversations.

I’ll try to share more when I am recovered.

song: bass nectar
(voice sample, I think, is Thich Nhat Hanh)

Over the weekend, Andicat and I made discovered this Little known Dharma Initiative training video that explains the Pornographic intentions of the Hanso Foundation. (Includes sample clip from LOST Porn movie, “Arctic Heart, Tropic Loins”)

PLEASE SHARE WITH LOST FANS!

the basic script:

The Darma foundation is the most elaborate pornography production studio in the world. It was created to cater to one of the most wealthy porn collectors in the world. Alvar Hanso.

To placate his childhood “Fantasy Island” fantasies, this island property was purchased and 2 dozen dwarves were shipped in to film the now infamous “De Plane De Plane.” Orgy series.

Unfortunately, the dwarves staged a rebellion and relocated themselves to the jungles. You can still hear them whispering, on occasion.

The next year we began building the Video outposts such as the one you are in now.

Originally, the outposts were created to effectively capture voyeur-style footage.

Most of the early footage is available on VoyeurDorm under the “Infertile Island Girls Go Wild” menu.

But as Alvar Hanso’s desires grew more …unique, we were required to develop more exotic methods.

As you have been told, you will be a part of the 3rd Series of “Polar Porn.” While the jungle setting is not a specific part of Alvar’s fetish, , we are forced to film on the island Due to oppressive bestiality laws.

All of the polar bears have been tested for STDs and fleas as well as had their claws filed down.

Hopefully you have developed a report with your bear by now, but just in case,
We will drop ship in crate of peanut butter every few days to facilitate your “interactions.”

We hope you get some hot footage to make Alvar Hanso proud…and erect.

Good luck, and Namaste.

“Just because I don’t play an instrument doesn’t mean I can’t live like a rock star.”
-Halcyon

(special thanks to Andicat for my AMAZING new coat!!!)

Gram Ponante snapped this fun pic of Andicat and I at last night’s award show

Enjoyed a GORGEOUS sunset in Venice last night with Andicat.
Venice is a magical place. It’s kinda like narnia…where whimsy abounds…and the darkness of the Snow Queen’s army (aka burnout homeless) is always a few steps away.

But goddamn the sunsets are nice!

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