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Humor

My Top 10 Odd & Offensive Achievements

November 19, 2010

Dec 7 will be the 15 year anniversary of my first domain name registration (Prehensile.com). Here are a few of my highlights along the way… 1) I am the #3 result for “assless chaps” on Google Image Search. 2) I am the box model for Splat! “Fetish Pink” hair dye. 3) Sam Donaldson said “Get [...]

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Missing SXSW

March 11, 2010

For the first time since I was a boy (12 years?), I am not attending SXSW. (why?) I already miss the iron cactus conversations and the walks to and from. I miss the hugs from old friends and meeting so many amazing new people. I miss the Shiner Bocks. I miss the clever t-shirts. I [...]

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Missing SXSW

March 11, 2010

For the first time since I was a boy (12 years?), I am not attending SXSW. (why?) I already miss the iron cactus conversations and the walks to and from. I miss the hugs from old friends and meeting so many amazing new people. I miss the Shiner Bocks. I miss the clever t-shirts. I [...]

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I Was on STUDS in 1992

April 1, 2009
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Fear and Self-Loathing

July 14, 1998

I met a woman at a party. (One of many women, heh, heh…) Okay, I’d been drinking. We talked for a bit…I can’t remember how long. Like I said, I had a few in me. I do remember we differed in our appreciation of fireworks. (I liked loud booms, she liked pretty lights). But apparently [...]

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My Ass Was Blurred on MTV

July 14, 1998

*I’m going to start posting some of my favorite Prehensile.com Tales here to add them to my WordPress database. ** I was one of the subjects of an MTV documentary called “Sex2K: Naked on the Web.” Background: In Jan of 2001, I was contacted by MTV News and Docs division. They were looking for people [...]

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